jokesof.flowerpoop.com http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:30:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0-alpha Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/julian-mccullough-drunk-girl-orgasm-2/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/julian-mccullough-drunk-girl-orgasm-2/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:30:04 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/julian-mccullough-drunk-girl-orgasm-2/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/julian-mccullough-drunk-girl-orgasm-2/" });]]> Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can’t remember where she lives. She’s like, ‘That’s not it, that’s not it, that’s not it.’

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]]> http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/julian-mccullough-drunk-girl-orgasm/feed/ 0 Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/shane-mauss-freakishly-skinny/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/shane-mauss-freakishly-skinny/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:30:01 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/shane-mauss-freakishly-skinny/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/shane-mauss-freakishly-skinny/" });]]> I’ve been freakishly skinny my entire life because there’s a hole in my butt.

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]]> http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/shane-mauss-freakishly-skinny/feed/ 0 Walks Into a Bar… Vampires http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/walks-into-a-bar-vampires-2/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/walks-into-a-bar-vampires-2/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:30:03 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/walks-into-a-bar-vampires-2/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Walks Into a Bar… Vampires", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/walks-into-a-bar-vampires-2/" });]]> Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”

The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”

The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”

The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”

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]]> http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/walks-into-a-bar-vampires-2/feed/ 0 Natasha Leggero: Male Comics http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/natasha-leggero-male-comics/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/natasha-leggero-male-comics/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:30:06 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/natasha-leggero-male-comics/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Natasha Leggero: Male Comics", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/natasha-leggero-male-comics/" });]]> Male comics are always coming up to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey, Natasha, don’t you think you’re a little attractive to be a comedian?’ And I’m like, ‘Don’t you think you’re a little ugly to be talking to me?’

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]]> http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/natasha-leggero-male-comics/feed/ 0 Demetri Martin: Adult Toys http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/demetri-martin-adult-toys/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/demetri-martin-adult-toys/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:30:04 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/demetri-martin-adult-toys/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Demetri Martin: Adult Toys", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/demetri-martin-adult-toys/" });]]> It’s very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy — location, location, location.

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]]> http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/demetri-martin-adult-toys/feed/ 0 Boiled Egg http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/boiled-egg-2/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/boiled-egg-2/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:30:02 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/boiled-egg-2/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Boiled Egg", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/boiled-egg-2/" });]]> What did the egg say to the boiling water?

I don’t think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning!

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I don’t think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning!

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]]> http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/boiled-egg/feed/ 0 Love and Herpes? http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/love-and-herpes/ http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/love-and-herpes/#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:30:18 +0000 admin http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/love-and-herpes/ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Love and Herpes?", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/03/love-and-herpes/" });]]> Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes?

A: Herpes lasts forever.

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A: You don’t know when it’s going to come, how many inches you’ll get or how long it’ll last.

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