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		<title>Myq Kaplan: Five-Tiered Religious Zone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Obama&#8217;s inauguration speech, he said, &#8216;We&#8217;re a nation of Jews and Muslims, of Christians and Hindus and nonbelievers.&#8217; And I was like, &#8216;Yeah, hear that Buddhists? Get out of here. You&#8217;re not welcome in Obama&#8217;s five-tiered religious zone, apparently. Get back to Buddha Land or wherever you&#8217;re from. Stick it in your fat stomachs [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Myq Kaplan: Five-Tiered Religious Zone", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/myq-kaplan-five-tiered-religious-zone/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Nick Swardson: Down side of Magical Friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my best friend&#8217;s is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and that&#8217;s the worst because I&#8217;m a nice guy, but he&#8217;s magic. There&#8217;s no way I can compete with that. He shows up, he&#8217;s so smooth. Girls love him. He&#8217;s [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Nick Swardson: Down side of Magical Friends", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/nick-swardson-down-side-of-magical-friends-2/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Nick Swardson: Down side of Magical Friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my best friend&#8217;s is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and that&#8217;s the worst because I&#8217;m a nice guy, but he&#8217;s magic. There&#8217;s no way I can compete with that. He shows up, he&#8217;s so smooth. Girls love him. He&#8217;s [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Nick Swardson: Down side of Magical Friends", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/nick-swardson-down-side-of-magical-friends/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Felipe Esparza: Dad&#8217;s Furniture Fix</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, &#8216;Damn, that TV has 500 channels.&#8217; When I got older, it didn&#8217;t have 500 channels &#8212; it was a knob from the [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Felipe Esparza: Dad&#8217;s Furniture Fix", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/felipe-esparza-dads-furniture-fix/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Byrne: Half-Korean, Half-Irish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s weird when you&#8217;re a mix. People just want to play detective with your face. Nine times out of 10, they&#8217;re polite: &#8216;Where are you from?&#8217; I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Pittsburgh.&#8217; They&#8217;re like, &#8216;Pittsburgh, right. Seriously though, where are you from?&#8217; &#8216;Pittsburgh.&#8217; Like I&#8217;m from some mutant island south of the Philippines, the island of Half Asia. [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Steve Byrne: Half-Korean, Half-Irish", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/steve-byrne-half-korean-half-irish-2/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Byrne: Half-Korean, Half-Irish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s weird when you&#8217;re a mix. People just want to play detective with your face. Nine times out of 10, they&#8217;re polite: &#8216;Where are you from?&#8217; I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Pittsburgh.&#8217; They&#8217;re like, &#8216;Pittsburgh, right. Seriously though, where are you from?&#8217; &#8216;Pittsburgh.&#8217; Like I&#8217;m from some mutant island south of the Philippines, the island of Half Asia. [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Steve Byrne: Half-Korean, Half-Irish", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/steve-byrne-half-korean-half-irish/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Birbiglia: Five Dates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My female friends complain about dating. My friend was like, &#8216;I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates.&#8217; And I was like, &#8216;No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Mike Birbiglia: Five Dates", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/mike-birbiglia-five-dates/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Paul F. Tompkins: Letter to the Editor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What I don&#8217;t understand is when people write letters to magazines to say how much they agreed with a particular review or how much they enjoyed a particular article, you know what I mean?&#8230; You might as well write a letter to your grocery store. &#8216;Dear grocery store: thanks for putting your eggs in a [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Paul F. Tompkins: Letter to the Editor", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/paul-f-tompkins-letter-to-the-editor/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Comedy crowds &#8212; we always want to come out and ask you, &#8216;How you feeling?&#8217; We always say that, &#8216;By a round of applause, how do you feel?&#8217; Right? &#8216;By a round of applause, how you feeling?&#8217; It&#8217;s the only place in the world that you judge how you&#8217;re feeling by a round of applause&#8230; [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/dane-cook-by-a-round-of-applause/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Rory Albanese: Least Respected Place</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m from Long Island, which is the least respected place in the world. I travel all over the country. I could be in the middle of Omaha doing something and the guy comes up to me and says, &#8216;Hey, where&#8217;d you grow up?&#8217; I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Long Island.&#8217; And he&#8217;s like, &#8216;Loser.&#8217; Really? I grew up [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Rory Albanese: Least Respected Place", url: "http://jokesof.flowerpoop.com/2010/07/rory-albanese-least-respected-place/" });</script>]]></description>
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